This season's latest trend!

This season's latest trend is Cowboy boyfriends. I don't know anyone that doesn't have one! They've only become popular in the last month or so but they are here with a vengence! They aren't as easy to obtain as last season's Bad-Boy boyfriends, but much cheaper and stress free. The positives of having your very own Cowboy boyfriend are as follows:
- they are gentlemen- open doors, pay for drinks, etc. . .
- many but not all have those "good ole boy" country values
- Sunday dinners at "Mama's house" (when's the last time you had a home cooked meal?)
- sex in beat up pick up trucks (YEE HAW!)
- tight jeans
- cut little accents

The negatives of Cowboy boyfriends are:
- kinda dirty and stinky sometimes
- harder to get rid of than badboys (they just go to jail!)
- farmer tans aren't at all sexy!
- those tight jeans tend to cut off circulation
- sex in beat up pick up trucks (not exactly CLASSY)
- poor grammer (gets really annoying)

This season's latest fashion accessory can be obtained at the nearest Bomgaars, Seed N' Feed, or small town bar. Look for Next season's College Dropout Boyfriend to be coming out soon!