Hooker D's "What's Worse?"

Something in class today made me start thinking about "What's worse?" situations. These are a few I've come up with. Let me know what you think is worse.

What's Worse?:

Waking up next to someone you don't know or waking up alone?

Getting caught picking your nose or having a "Flapper" all day without knowing it?

Super expensive drinks and cute guys at a bar or super cheap drinks and sub-par guys?

Dating a friend's ex or dating an ex's friend?

A gorgeous face or a great body?

Getting nothing for your birthday but having fun or getting things you hate and have to pretend to like?

Having diarrhea or constant vomiting?

Spending Christmas in jail or in the hospital?

Being forced to listen to Weird Al or to Carrot Top?

Having a nice dog that pees in the house or having a mean dog that's potty trained?

Being known for something scandalous or being completely unknown?

Having no friends or having no memory?

Having no parents or your parents being in jail?

Golden girls reruns or Full House reruns?

Having ugly children or being really poor?

Having a boyfriend that's completely in love with you that you could care less about or being completely in love with someone that is only a friend?

Finding the perfect dress, shoes, whatever, but there's a major flaw in it or having a ton of money and finding crap?

Having a fat ass or a fat stomach?

Having a great education or being blissfully ignorant?

Married parents that truly hate each other or having a step-parent that hates you?

Telling that person how you feel about them or the safety and self-preservation of hiding it?

Sleeping in a smoky room or sleeping in the cold?

Working an extra shift for someone who really needs it or having a much needed day off?

Think about 'em and let me know.